peacocks look like they speak french
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peacocks look like they speak french
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Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
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I embarrass myself infront of myself
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
How is that relevant!? Is there a murderer in your house?!
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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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